The Joker Monologue
Testing... one two one two (laughter). Hello good people of Gotham City, I'm tonights entertainment (laughter). I would like to ask that you will all remain seated and no one tries to be a hero. You're not. Oh, and don't think about calling the cops, because you see those doors back there? Well, as soon as someone tries to open it we all... go... KABOOM! (laughter).
Now I'm not the real Joker, no he's been sitting in Arkham for quite some time now, but don't worry he'll make it out just like I did (laughter). No I'm just inspired by the Joker, he taught me to follow my dream. Now the Joker helped Gotham for the greater g